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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Why You Should Come To England

Well apparently my last post was too interesting for my mom, so here it goes again. This is a bit out of my writing experience mind you. This shall be 100% informative and 0% funny.

The number one reason I would recommend coming to England is, its virtually impossible to own a gun. So yes I can guarantee you won't be shot in England.

Another reason that separates England from the rest is that we have so many pubs here. They are all for the most part family owned and they will be a lot more social then the waiters in America.

A lot of travelers do have a fear of something bad happening and not being able to communicate with the local population. Well no need to worry, England speaks 100% English.

Fancy a night in Paris? London is only a short train ride away. Because yes the train system actually works in Europe, unlike the USA.

Now my personal favorite for going to England is beer and women. They go hand in hand.

Those were some of the 100% factual truths on why you should go to England. Now get out of your house this summer and treat yourself to something expensive such as an African Safari and Cruise.

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